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“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender… all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher…I'm going on break.” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender… all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher…I'm going on break.”

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