“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Tunechi tunechi toaster tooly fuck around and pop ya my homie got that white girl call it lady GaGa — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
One of my favorite breakfasts is an English muffin, so I need a good toaster. — Chloe Fineman Copy Share Image
I promise I'll turn you into something useful like a washing machine or a toaster. — Vegeta Copy Share Image
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“[The Toaster] A silver-scaled dragon with jaws flaming red sits at my elbow and toasts my bread. I hand him fat slices,… — William Jay Smith Copy Share Image
If I were to produce a kitchen appliance, I have to do more safety testing and go through more compliance procedures to… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
“The terms and conditions for our toaster were sixty-eight pages long and included a warning not to discuss personal information in front… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
Blogging. Love it but I'm getting blogged out. You know when you start blogging about your love of toaster ovens its time… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
“In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.” — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
Stack up so much bread I'mma need me a toaster. My partner ride with his chopper, this nigga think he a soldier. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Its almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
Does it have to be wireless? Oh, it has to be digital? I was going to say a toaster. — Joe Jonas Copy Share Image
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older,… — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
If God wanted me to be a size eight, would he have made Birds Eye Potato Waffles so waffly versatile? Or toastable… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
If you put a Ferrari sticker on a toaster, it doesn't go any faster. — Sergio Marchionne Copy Share Image
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If I say so, and I say go. And they go ham, and I lay low. I drop that work off in… — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
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