Personal information Quote by Lucy Mihajlich

“I once made up a story as a wedding present for some friends. It was about a couple who were given a story as…

— Neil Gaiman

“I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you”

— Jessica Lange

“You can't hide burnt toast.”

— T. Sarina

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

— Jim Chaseley

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be not toasting a toaster waffle”

— Jacob Blumenstein

“Beware the toast that has no ears”

— Edward Monkton

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be toasting a pancake”

— Jacob Blumenstein

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald

“My attention was like cooking butter, not spreadable at the best of times. And when it was spreadable, it could destroy your toast by…

— Shoeburn Ruffet

“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.”

— Margaret Atwood

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

“How many pages will it take to tell your story?”

— Ashly Lorenzana