“The van had a mural on the side of a warrior woman riding a purple dragon. She was wearing a fur bikini, a fashion choice that didn’t make sense in any world, including the MMO she was from.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“It was probably hacker work too. Although it didn’t look like hacking. Nothing was blinking, beeping, or green. I didn’t see a single skull… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“If I skipped class, I would feel like I was wasting money. If I went to class, I would know I was.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“There was this feeling that you got when your video went viral. Like people were going to start asking for your autograph or panties. Like they were going to start sending you marriage proposals or death threats. Like you were going to be famous or at least internet famous. It started around a million hits. By ten million, you were… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share
“I had five pairs of earbuds at home, but I only used them for my aerobic krumping. Earbuds could cause hearing loss, and I… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The trip only took twenty seconds, so I didn’t get to find out what it was a commercial for. Whatever it was, it sure… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“Mom grounded me for buying fake ID drives, and outing the principal, and disliking her posts on interFacebook. She grounded me for breathing. At… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The terms and conditions for our toaster were sixty-eight pages long and included a warning not to discuss personal information in front of it.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The van had a mural on the side of a warrior woman riding a purple dragon. She was wearing a fur bikini, a fashion… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing as a… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“Why did airports always have such big windows? They only let people see how late the planes were and how bad the weather was.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
