Biology Quote by Lucy Mihajlich

“It was probably hacker work too. Although it didn’t look like hacking. Nothing was blinking, beeping, or green. I didn’t see a single skull…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“If I skipped class, I would feel like I was wasting money. If I went to class, I would know I was.”

— Lucy Mihajlich

“There was this feeling that you got when your video went viral. Like people were going to start asking for your autograph or panties.…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“I had five pairs of earbuds at home, but I only used them for my aerobic krumping. Earbuds could cause hearing loss, and I…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“The trip only took twenty seconds, so I didn’t get to find out what it was a commercial for. Whatever it was, it sure…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“Mom grounded me for buying fake ID drives, and outing the principal, and disliking her posts on interFacebook. She grounded me for breathing. At…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“The terms and conditions for our toaster were sixty-eight pages long and included a warning not to discuss personal information in front of it.”

— Lucy Mihajlich

“The van had a mural on the side of a warrior woman riding a purple dragon. She was wearing a fur bikini, a fashion…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing as a…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“Why did airports always have such big windows? They only let people see how late the planes were and how bad the weather was.”

— Lucy Mihajlich

“Ross blushed convincingly.”

— Lucy Mihajlich

“Paranoia is just vanity with worse accessories.”

— Lucy Mihajlich