Eight Quote by Grace Dent

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

— Janet Evanovich

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be toasting a pancake”

— Jacob Blumenstein

God gave a loaf to every bird, But just a crumb to me.

— Emily Dickinson

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

— Yogi Berra

“Like a toaster!”

— Hedgepig

“Potato slices, crispy and fragrant. And toast glistening with what looks like actual creamy butter. And three fried eggs. That’s more eggs than I’ve…

— Morris Gleitzman

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be not toasting a toaster waffle”

— Jacob Blumenstein

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?”

— Julie Kagawa

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs.

— Erin O'Connor

“How would this do you, Bingo?" I said at length. "A few plovers' eggs to weigh in with, a cup of soup, a touch…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Waffles are just awesome bread.

— John Green