Threat Quote by Julie Kagawa

“Like a toaster!”

— Hedgepig

“Damn, some days I wished I'd been made a toaster.”

— A. Lee Martinez

“I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you”

— Jessica Lange

“You know that place next door that used to be a buffet with all the nice ovens?” “Uh-huh.” “Instead of a ring, I bought…

— Ellen Mint

“You can't hide burnt toast.”

— T. Sarina

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

— Jim Chaseley

“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to knock her…

— J.A. Konrath

“I want to sleep in the oven because I just burn in the bed.”

— Casey Renee Kiser

“But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, "You…

— Lisa Kleypas

“If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster…

— Michael R. Underwood

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You'd think that people would have figured out by now that sticking a fork into the toaster is perhaps not the best idea. Oh…

— Gary Whitta