Quote by Hedgepig

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

— Jim Chaseley

“Your toaster’s a puff.”

— St. John Morris

“Damn, some days I wished I'd been made a toaster.”

— A. Lee Martinez

“Crap on toast.”

— Chloe Neill

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?”

— Julie Kagawa

“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it…

— Thomas M. Disch

“I was always a great believer in buttered toast.”

— Frank O'Connor

“You can't hide burnt toast.”

— T. Sarina

“I toast life and taste it's goodness”

— Vivian E. Moore

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald

“If you're going to be in a traffic jam, at least enjoy the flavor. Make some toast.”

— Bashar

“I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you”

— Jessica Lange