Funny friday Quote by SHEYA Download Open image “Its almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.” — SHEYA ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny friday
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got… — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
Dip a slice of bread in batter. That's September: yellow, gold, soft and sticky. Fry the bread. Now you have October: chewier, drier, streaked… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
2015 was simultaneously the year in which I consumed the most popcorn of my life and the year in which I received the most… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When your ex says you will never find anyone else like me just reply thats the point . — SHEYA Copy Share Image
My love if you can count all the stars above the sky you will know how much I LOVE YOU. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
Sometimes when the best people come in your life you think they'll be there forever , you think that you life is finally changing… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
Emo's have hearts and feelings, they cut themselves that's why there always bleeding, Emo's have hell in their lives that's why they always cry,… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
I wanna meet a guy with plan and ambitions not a immature boy on a pussy-hit mission. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
I decided to workout today, so I put the DVD on and watched it until I got tired — Sherrice Hodge Copy Share Image
Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday? Uhm, Friday is... Err, Friday is... Well, Friday is... Friday? Oh yeah, Friday is just Friday...but I always long for it! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause your song — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
