Humor Quote by Alan Bradley

“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the…

— Amalie Silver

“I let the dress fall to the ground to pool at her feet and helped her step out of it. She turned back to…

— Jessica Wilde

“I see,' agreed Rule. 'You are going to be the Sacrifice.' She looked up at him rather shyly. 'It c-can't signify to you, can…

— Georgette Heyer

“I bit my lip and raised my eyebrows”

— Annie Jocoby

“My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for…

— Suzanne Collins

“Her lipstick was smudged, and there were noticeable bruises on her neck. My eyes went wide. “Oh my God! I hissed, what did you…

— Madison Faye

“No matter how convoluted my life got, one thing remained consistent- my hair looked like a baby opossum had taken refuge in it, invited…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“With a knowing tilt of his lips, he ran his knuckles over the silky underwear, up and down, shifting the material over her achy,…

— Tessa Bailey

“I have given my heart. Her face is—” “Usual complement of bits?” asked the little creature. “Eyes? Nose? Teeth? All the usual?” “Of course.”…

— Neil Gaiman

“She found the page, cleared her throat and began to read, " 'There was nary a doubt that I had ever seen such big…

— Johanna Lindsey

“But then, as I looked in the mirror, I became fixated on some hairs near my carotid artery that were still there. I pushed…

— Zack Love

“She was walking toward the beauty shop when Shay came out the door moving fast. The first thing Jill noticed was Shay’s hair and…

— Robin Alexander