The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
“He makes it sound so Zen. Or Jedi. Like some kind of Wolf Yoda. There is no try. And maybe that’s all… — Kat Kruger Copy Share Image
“Fraser stood quite still for a moment, breathing slowly and regarding Woodbine as a tiger might regard a hedgehog: yes, he could… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“He raised his voice over the crowd’s roar and gestured to Cade’s phone. “Good news?” Cade tucked the phone back into his… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
The fundamental truth guiding social justice comedy is that people are not shitty. That sounds cheesy, but that's how I have to… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
“Your cooking reminds me of a Special Olympics race. Reminds me of the time I came in third place. I should have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Our children were allowed to help when they were little, urged to help when they grew a little older, and sometimes ordered… — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
“I don’t like this,” his brother told him as they walked down the stairs. “You don’t like anything. I’ve heard you complain… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever come across something you couldn't explain?" "Explain in what way? I could explain a ghost by saying, 'yes, that's… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Gwen: It's not going to work. Paul: Pardon me? Gwen: Cinderella's not going to sleep with you because you're taking the ugly… — Jo Leigh Copy Share Image
“I WANNA CONQUER THE WORLD... or at least the tri-state area.” — Disney's Phineas and Ferb Copy Share Image
“The usual consolations of life, friendship and sex included, appealed to Newton hardly at all. Art, literature, and music had scarcely more… — Edward Dolnick Copy Share Image
“Of course, the reader might argue that I was as stubborn in my viewpoint as they were in theirs. Yes, indeed, but… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Oscars isn't about comedy. It's about a bunch of people turning up to see if they have won an award. It's a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“That's the trouble with people like you, Knight, you only know how to mock. How to break things. You don't know how… — Malcolm Pryce Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, we were wondering what your intentions might be, vis à vis eating us.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
When I slid into comedy, naturally the first thing I said was, "hello, I am a washed up rapper." — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“No, no one thought that a spontaneous gang rape was going to take place just then on the stage of the Laugh… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“Oenone had found the chapel by accident, and was not certain what kept drawing her back to it. She was not a… — Philip Reeve Copy Share Image
“... the story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but smile. “If I wanted to take Finch out, I’d just tell him Prada went out of business, and… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller: the crux of the matter is to reach beauty, poetry; it doesn't matter if that is comedy or tragedy.… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
“[T]he pain was unspeakable, worse than reading the collected works of Edith Wharton.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“Nu-i vorbă, că tot are și ea o coastă de drac; dar, trăind și nemurind, i-om scoate-o noi și pe-aceea” — Ion Creangă Copy Share Image
“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?” — Christy Gissendaner Copy Share Image
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Drama is more universal. We all cry about the same stuff. But comedy is very specific: It depends on where you were… — Eugenio Derbez Copy Share Image
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math. — Dat Phan Copy Share Image
Craig Sager's amazing attitude was truly inspirational. He was a champion during his battle, fighting every day with grace and humor. — Monty Williams Copy Share Image
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