In my own field, x-ray crystallography, we used to work out the structure of minerals by various dodges which we never bothered… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older I've gotten, the more the need to exert comedy no matter how tragic a character I may be portraying because… — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
“Mom," Nathan called to her. Daisy pulled her gaze from the tent and the fleeting glimpse of Jack's bare back, the smooth… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. — William Davis Copy Share Image
“How could she explain to him what her love was like? That although it was a love stronger than death, it wasn’t… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
I think that having comedy where people talk the way they really talk, when you talk with your friends and whatever, it's… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
What keeps faith cheerful is the extreme persistence of gentleness and humor. Gentleness is everywhere in daily life, a sign that faith… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I do think laughter is the most important thing, and being able to see the funny side of nearly anything is a… — Jeremy Vine Copy Share Image
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“It is customary to have vampires in stories nowadays - they are quite the norm, just like wicked stepmothers used to be.… — Jane De Suza Copy Share Image
“He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
I was glad I wasn't in love, that I wasn't happy with the world. I like being at odds with everything. People… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I've always been an optimist and I believe laughter is a wonderful thing — Alice Herz-Sommer Copy Share Image
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I have performed so much on 'Comedy Night' that people won't have any doubt whether I can dance with a heavy body… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
For public opinion does not admit that lofty rapturous laughter is worthy to stand beside lofty lyrical emotion and that there isall… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must draw a sword to kill… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare. A little red spark flared… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...The people’s hero does not only have to be someone in possession of the scepter of power. It can be anyone capable… — Janvier Chando Copy Share Image
“Dr. Tezla: Mark Wylde. Markie: Yeah! Dr. Tezla: Kurt Wylde. Markie: Ahhh! (Throws machinery on floor)” — Hot Wheels Acceleracers Copy Share Image
“You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?" (Mace to Smitty)” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
Music and comedy, musical comedy, specifically, really helped me through my childhood. I felt out of place, I felt lots of adversity,… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro),… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If he goes for my nose again, I fink I'll hang him up by his little balls,' one of the Guard said,… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
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