Alcoholics Quote by George Carlin

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

— George Carlin

“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to…

— Gillian Flynn

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg

“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”

— Robert Hess

“Getting a little sober is as unrealistic as being a little bit pregnant”

— Paul Campbell

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.”

— Kyra Davis

“Good thing about hanging out with a pregnant woman: designated driver by default.”

— Amelia C. Gormley

“...I'm not crazy about the implication that pregnant women are incapable of deciding for themselves- that you have to manipulate our belief so we…

— Emily Oster

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or,…

— Anthony Kiedis

“Motherhood doesn’t suit me, she once confessed to Budur, drunk. I don’t have the stomach for not knowing what comes next.”

— Hala Alyan