Quote by Paul Campbell

“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”

— Robert Hess

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

— George Carlin

“I didn’t do drugs when I was pregnant; you’re the way you are on your own.”

— Barbara Morgenroth

“Most leave the womb intoxicated by a cup that’s been meticulously measured out but when agitated some will sober and they are then reborn.”

— Jason Versey

“With as intoxicating as love is, it’s not a bad thing to be sober.”

— Caroline White

“For years I’d been awaiting that overriding urge I’d always heard about, the narcotic pining that draws childless women ineluctably to strangers’ strollers in…

— Lionel Shriver

“Getting sober is a radically creative act.”

— Meredith Bell

Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies.....

— Green Monk

“It's very difficult to look completely sober even when you are completely sober.”

— Edward Southgate

“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.”

— Kyra Davis

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.”

— Christina Lauren