Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Insult Made Order Suits Time
I remember the very first suit I bought. It was a three-piece denim suit with bell-bottoms. — Grant Show Copy Share Image
As an adolescent I saw the Specials at the Glass House in Pomona, and that was life changing. I dressed the part - except… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
Once, as an experiment, I travelled around the world with a single suit. Before I left, I went to a tailor in Savile Row… — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The first suit I enjoyed was a Dior suit that I got given. I've never worn anything that fitted that closely - it was… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
I had a suit made for me when I was five. It was double-breasted, mohair and purple. My mother was very particular about clothing… — Ozwald Boateng Copy Share Image
I started collecting couture when I was about 10 or 11 years old, and the very first piece I bought was a Balenciaga suit from 1962. — Hamish Bowles Copy Share Image
My mother bought me a brand new suit for going away to college. We were poor, but she wanted me to have that. It… — Tom Heinsohn Copy Share Image
I never owned a suit until after the election. I got married in jeans and boots. My wife and I, when we went to… — Markwayne Mullin Copy Share Image
I did not have any money, so when I came to New York, I just dressed myself with whatever I could find and the… — Babette March Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
