Humor Quote by Anthony Horowitz

“A fat man always sits comfortably, I am thinking, for he takes his pillow with him wherever he goes.”

— George R.R. Martin

“With only the dim light from the bathroom, he settled into the chair for the night and reached for his shotgun. The hard, cold…

— Elaine Levine

“against the hard surface, as if he were weightless.”

— Jeff Gunzel

“There was already something dead about him. He didn’t rear back in his knees any longer. He squatted over his ankles when he walked.…

— Zora Neale Hurston

“He sagged to his knees. He ached all over. It wasn't just that his brain was writing cheques that his body couldn't cash. It…

— Terry Pratchett

“arms, ankles turning as I stepped in holes and stumbled on rocks. I had no room in my mind for any form of rational…

— Diana Gabaldon

“I sensed immediately that he'd once been overweight. He moved with a fat person's tiptoey apology.”

— Jennifer Egan

“Alex shrugged out of his jacket and slung it onto the bed.When he reached for mine, I tried to remember if I'd taken the…

— Melissa Jensen

“His undies had ridden up into the crack of his narrow ass, of which I was treated to a full view of as he…

— Lili St. Crow

“Even though his ass extended past the seat, it was so rock hard that it didn’t droop over the sides. I checked twice to…

— Deborah Wilde

“I wonder how the obese make love.”

— Édouard Levé

“He was holding the image of his own people up: sometimes it was weight enough to stagger under.”

— Colum McCann