Comedy Quote by Jack Whitehall Download Open image “I only got into comedy to get laid” — Jack Whitehall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Getting laid Humor
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
