Comedy Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Getting laid Humor Intelligence Reason
First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the few places in entertainment at present where it's good for women to be, as no one is telling you… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Being in comedy you don't get any chance to be bored. You have a fun-filled day and at the same time enjoy the work. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
Comedy tends to come out of things which are quite painful and serious. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Comedies always need to be provocative and catch your attention in a way that dramas don't have to. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Comedy is commitment and playing a character and falling into the role, and I've been doing that since I was 19 years old. — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
To me, real comedy comes out of behavior. It's the choices you make as an actor. It's never about, "I want to do a… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
