Application Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.” quote by Mitch Hedberg — Download Open image

“I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.”

Mitch Hedberg

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