“Wait a minute,” Hadrian said. “Was it a beat-up brown leather notebook? About this big?” He gestured with his hands. “Yes,” the… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you're making love to a man of God, then God must endorse your lovemaking.” — Eileen Pollack Copy Share Image
Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“The worst thing you could ever ask is "What could possibly go wrong?” — Faye Morgan Copy Share Image
“So back to my question: what are you doing here?” Maia asked. Derek sighed, reached into his pocket and handed her a… — Victoria Paige Copy Share Image
“I could spend the rest of my life writing and drawing books for kids and be a very happy man.” — Daniel Sean Kaye Copy Share Image
I've got a lot of laughter lines. You don't get laughter lines on your face without having a lot of fun in… — Deborah Meaden Copy Share Image
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.” — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?" "Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I don't like the bullying, do-one-over style of comedy. It's so cheap. — Olivia Colman Copy Share Image
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“A gust of wind snatched at her hat. She jumped from the wall and her skirts blew everywhere. I couldn't avoid glimpsing… — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so… — Daniel Pinkwater Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“(Golden Globe acceptance speech in the style of Jane Austen's letters ): "Four A.M. Having just returned from an evening at the… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
Gummi Bears was actually an adventure comedy. It was great fun, it had this terrific backstory, a show created by Jymn Magon.… — Greg Weisman Copy Share Image
Norman Lear was talking about everything in the '70s... race, sexism, all of it. The network comedy really stayed away from that… — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Red wine?' Sam asked with a smile on his lips. 'Tonic water?' he teased him.” — Alex C Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“A troupe learns to play like we all learn to screw, stumbling and jostling until everything's finally in the right place.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I did a few mainstream clubs in Birmingham when I started out. Racist comedy was absolutely the norm. Every act was doing… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“She wanted a degree in business technology, not to be the next freaking Nora Roberts.” — Mari Carr Copy Share Image
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house... — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because youre so damn funny — Kanav Rajput Copy Share Image
“You'll like it less when you hear what they've been building. It's a big raised platform at the end of the square… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world. — Oliver Hardy Copy Share Image
