Humor Quote by Alex C Download Open image ““Red wine?' Sam asked with a smile on his lips. 'Tonic water?' he teased him.”” — Alex C ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Red wine Romance Water Wine
“Wine?" I asked, ready to order. "I’d rather have Sex on the Beach." He winked at me with a devilish grin.” — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
“Drew shrugs. "It's who I am, it's what I like." "Amen." Sam says and raises his bottle.” — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
“Simple game—he’d fill a wineglass with one of his expensive reds and set it on the edge of the table. Then he would fuck… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?" "I assume 'lemonade' is… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising will in his eyes. "Then I would have… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“A hard choice. Water or books. Hmm. One could always have wine instead.” — Susan Vreeland Copy Share Image
“He was like a bottle and music was the wine.... She liked to be near him when it poured.” — Carolina De Robertis Copy Share Image
“You don’t drink?” Samantha asked, clearly surprised. Jack shrugged easily. “Occasionally. But it’s not my poison.” “And what is your poison?” He eyed her… — Alexi Lawless Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
