Humor Quote by Katee Robert Download Open image ““Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.”” — Katee Robert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance
“Stop calling me 'babe'. It's demeaning. I'm not a babe, I'm a woman” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“No, indeed, 'pig' is very expressive. And an excellent description of a fellow who flirts with his brother's beloved.” — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
“Pig! Pig! Daughter of Pigs!" she said, because to call a native a pig is the worst insult of all.” — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
“Before you think I'm a complete pig.. never mind. I am." - Crank” — Charles Sheehan-Miles Copy Share Image
“I gotta say, babes," he said in a nasal Essex whine, "you're giving me sutcha bedroom look." I stared down into his face, so… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“It's a damn good thing you're so pretty, honey, because sometimes, you're really quite stupid.” — Cheryl McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake—I am going to fuck you, Charlie. I will spread your thighs, rip off your panties, and drive into you until your… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“This has to be one of the strangest standoffs in history. 'No, please, you air your grievances first.' 'No, no, I couldn’t possibly.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“Southern women. Sweet as pie until they’re pissed, then it’s all shotguns and setting shit on fire.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“He released her arm and crossed his own over his chest. "I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. Spit it out." "I'm more of… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“It's okay if you're intimidated by my overwhelming masculinity. I promise to take good care of you." "How sweet of you. But let's be… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“When he was twenty-one, he’d been happy and carefree and so full of life it actually hurt to look back on that time. Now?… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“She looks like a mop." "And this is exactly the problem." She waved at his entire body. "You can't even stop yourself from insulting… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get you a… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“The trick to being an adult is maintaining that childlike wonder while still managing to do soul-killing things like paying bills.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“Tell me, sweet cheeks, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “Nope, but I scraped my knees when I crawled up from hell.”… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
