Quote by Katee Robert

“Make no mistake—I am going to fuck you, Charlie. I will spread your thighs, rip off your panties, and drive into you until your…

— Katee Robert

“This has to be one of the strangest standoffs in history. 'No, please, you air your grievances first.' 'No, no, I couldn’t possibly.”

— Katee Robert

“Southern women. Sweet as pie until they’re pissed, then it’s all shotguns and setting shit on fire.”

— Katee Robert

“I told her this was a mistake.”

— Katee Robert

“Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.”

— Katee Robert

“He released her arm and crossed his own over his chest. "I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. Spit it out." "I'm more of…

— Katee Robert

“It's okay if you're intimidated by my overwhelming masculinity. I promise to take good care of you." "How sweet of you. But let's be…

— Katee Robert

“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?”

— Katee Robert

“When he was twenty-one, he’d been happy and carefree and so full of life it actually hurt to look back on that time. Now?…

— Katee Robert

“She looks like a mop." "And this is exactly the problem." She waved at his entire body. "You can't even stop yourself from insulting…

— Katee Robert

“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get you a…

— Katee Robert

“The trick to being an adult is maintaining that childlike wonder while still managing to do soul-killing things like paying bills.”

— Katee Robert