“Benji, you’re an awful friend. The first rule of being a wingman is that you don’t warn the beautiful woman away from me.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake—I am going to fuck you, Charlie. I will spread your thighs, rip off your panties, and drive into you until your… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“This has to be one of the strangest standoffs in history. 'No, please, you air your grievances first.' 'No, no, I couldn’t possibly.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“Southern women. Sweet as pie until they’re pissed, then it’s all shotguns and setting shit on fire.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“He released her arm and crossed his own over his chest. "I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. Spit it out." "I'm more of… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“It's okay if you're intimidated by my overwhelming masculinity. I promise to take good care of you." "How sweet of you. But let's be… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“When he was twenty-one, he’d been happy and carefree and so full of life it actually hurt to look back on that time. Now?… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“She looks like a mop." "And this is exactly the problem." She waved at his entire body. "You can't even stop yourself from insulting… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get you a… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“The trick to being an adult is maintaining that childlike wonder while still managing to do soul-killing things like paying bills.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
