Comedy Quote by Chris McCausland

It happens a lot every four years, or it used to, every time the Paralympics comes around. They'll be like: 'We've had this idea…

— Chris McCausland

Committing to providing greater opportunities for disabled actors should include writing disabilities into more roles where it is irrelevant to the storyline.

— Chris McCausland

I just love 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.'

— Chris McCausland

Since jumping on this crazy train, 'Strictly's' popularity has taken me somewhat by surprise.

— Chris McCausland

It's great that there's people coming through who are able to represent disability while also having the experience to do the job properly. There's…

— Chris McCausland

I've been a stand-up now for over two decades and I am lucky enough to enjoy the privilege of being able to tour and…

— Chris McCausland

Kiss were one of the biggest rock bands in the world: their image was absolutely majestic, their music has stood the test of time,…

— Chris McCausland

I came across a thing that said you could be a comedian in two weeks and I thought 'behave - nobody could do that.'

— Chris McCausland

My home city of Liverpool is known for having a sense of humour because it's experienced dark times.

— Chris McCausland

Disability is everywhere. It's just something that happens. It could happen to friends, family, loved ones. It could happen to you. I mean after…

— Chris McCausland

I worked in a call centre for three-and-a-half years. I've tried to find something funny to include in my stand-up but I could never…

— Chris McCausland

I wanted to be cool - and I wasn't.

— Chris McCausland