I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“For what says Quinapalus? Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“We may not be, as we used to boast, the only ones who can deploy vocal communication for sheer pleasure and recreation,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
It is clear that men accept an immediate pain rather than an immediate pleasure, but only because they expect a greater pleasure… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Hosting 'SNL' was something I'd always wanted to do. The show allowed me to play to my strengths - mixing music with… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it?… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.” “What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t help my… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
On 'Adam Ruins Everything' we do the broadest sketch comedy possible. We do stuff where you can see it immediately and know… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing… — Nathaniel Buzolic Copy Share Image
“No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them” — Otto Weininger Copy Share Image
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
As for insecurity, I have none because I know nobody has offered variety in comedy like I have. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I've decided that I'm going to collect as many spiders in a jar as I can and then pour them all over… — Sharon Biggs Waller Copy Share Image
“Scene: Darkness. Suddenly, a single spotlight illuminates Apollo standing on the front porch of the Big House. The house is a bold… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“That's all you've got for me?" I drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "You know. I might be able… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“the hand has programmable fingerprints, a vibration motor, data interface capabilities-” “Wait. A vibration motor in your hand? Why?” “I’m a man,… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
In the comedy world, there's always been one woman to five men. I think that's changing, that we're being respected more as… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate… — Ralph Ramovha Copy Share Image
“First thing I'd do is make sure the poor newbie demigods don't have to suffer through the orientation film." All conversation stopped.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“No doubt she was wondering how to fight him off. That made him feel like some sordid roué, thinking of nothing but… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“Colonel Cargill was so awful a marketing executive that his services were much sought after by firms eager to establish losses for… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
