Humor Quote by Joseph Heller

“Colonel Cargill was so awful a marketing executive that his services were much sought after by firms eager to establish losses for tax purposes.…

— Joseph Heller

“Colonel Cargill, General Peckem’s troubleshooter, was a forceful, ruddy man. Before the war he had been an alert, hard-hitting, aggressive marketing executive. He was…

— Joseph Heller

“Mr. Gryce was like a merchant whose warehouses are crammed with an unmarketable commodity.”

— Edith Wharton

“People can do horrible things when faced with difficult financial decisions.”

— James Morris Robinson

“Mercilessness was not a bad trait to have in the corporate universe.”

— Soroosh Shahrivar

“He had reached the outer limits of what Fun, capital F, could do for him. The cost was way too high, the returns pitifully…

— Lev Grossman

“Their CEO at the time remarked, ‘When you begin to take for granted that you can just execute, you become a little bit careless.’…

— Greg Thain

“His clients ranged from the IRS to the mob.On one occasion the oil industry hired him to kill the inventor of a car which…

— Steve Aylett

“If I was good at marketing, I’d spin you an empty story that sounds profound. But the truth is that we’re all just stumbling…

— Susan Ee

“But that was the way it was when you exposed yourself to the risks of maintaining fixed low rates; you always won the competition…

— Jo Nesbø

“If anyone stood to gain by our success and suffer if we failed, it was our suppliers. They knew McDonald’s restaurants possessed the potential…

— Ray Kroc

“Much as I loved the job and the people I worked with, I didn’t fit into the Shearson organization. I was too wild. For…

— Ray Dalio