Humor Quote by Jayne Castle Download Open image ““I'm a Guild Boss, remember? I have no sense of humor.”” — Jayne Castle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sense of humor
“What's your problem with the Guild?" "The only way to resolve it involves me being entangled in running it and I don't want to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and I happen… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Whoever looks down upon our guild, I'll shut him up!!! I will show the power of Fairy Tail!!!” — Hiro Mashima Copy Share Image
“A dwarf who can't get the hang of metal? That must be pretty unique." "Pretty rare, sir. But I was quite good at alchemy.."… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no sense of… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“If you don't have a sense of humor, then you have nothing at all.” — Robert M. Roberts Copy Share Image
“you gave up any right to comment on the subject when you threw my ring back in my face, didn't you?" She (Elly) stiffened."I… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“why are you ending our engagement then?" "Because of the reason you fought it" (The duel) "I don't understand." "I know” — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“You and I certainly had out issues, Cooper. But I never, for a moment, doubted that you could be trusted. My father told me… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“Relax Guild Boss. You have my word of honor that I won't tell a soul about your connection to Watson Whitaker." she winked. "Frankly,though,… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“It has been suggested that hanging out with a dust bunny who carries a purse might have a negative impact on my image as… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“When you're looking for a hunter," she said, slipping out of her coat, "you go to places where they tend to congregate. Unfortunately, the… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“How did you know I was here in town?" "The old quarter here in Cadence is my neighborhood now," she said smoothly,"Let's just say… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“When it comes to dysfunctional families," he said,"I'll put mine up against anyone's, anytime” — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“I've always heard that by the time you see the teeth, its too late." (this quote paraphrased in several Jayne Castle books)” — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“They were having sex on Gifford's desk, if you must know." Lucas's eyes glinted. "His desk, huh?" "Yes." Amaryllis raised her chin, the better… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
“ As things STAND now, I trust London more than I trust you. Okay, so it fell a little short of a ringing endorsement,… — Jayne Castle Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
