Humor Quote by Rajendra Kumar

“Women are from Mars, men have a penis”

— Gene Simmons

“So men are not from Mars, nor are women from Venus. Men and women are from Africa, the cradle of our evolution, where they…

— Steven Pinker

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,

— JWoww

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.

— Anonymous

Men and Melons are hard to know.

— Benjamin Franklin

“End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!!…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

— Sean Williamson

Women, they are mysterious creatures!

— Bo Dallas

“Is there any man there that, say, would be pissed about this morning?” “Oh, you mean when my mouth was wrapped around that handsome…

— James Cox

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

— Robin Williams

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

— Jarod Kintz

Men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise.

— H. G. Wells