“In seeking to severely penalize criminals society by putting the criminals away behind safe walls actually provide them with the means of… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“This was part of the divine comedy-God's sense of humor undergirding the inner workings of the universe. Sinners participated in the redemption… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Holy Cow' is our effort in the right direction where with humour we make some pertinent points which we hope will get… — Sanjay Mishra Copy Share Image
Don't get me started on BBC salaries. We were never the big league. Situation comedy has always been the poor relation in… — David Jason Copy Share Image
In Zen you practice zazen, mindfulness and other forms of introspection to find out who you are and what you want, to… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
“Ritual he liked, but compulsory routine he hated. Thus, he resented every minute that he now had to surrender to showering, shampooing,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it. — Zosia Mamet Copy Share Image
“The Lights..." said Norv the Raw, as if we might not have noticed. Before any further statements of the obvious could be… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Achievement is a cotton candy meal that you think will make you full.” — Maxie McCoy Copy Share Image
“Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl” — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
It's funny, because I was trained as a dramatic actor at New York's Colonnades Theater Lab in the '70s, along with Jeff… — Peter Scolari Copy Share Image
It's about reacting to what you see, hopefully without preconception. You can find pictures anywhere. It's simply a matter of noticing things… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
“Beg pardon?" I detected large deposits of vanity. Vanity is the softest of bedrocks to sink shafts into.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Mom asked Dad "where is Mickey?" Dad said that the hogs are him, that's when the pot of beans went flying through… — Mickey R. Mullen Copy Share Image
“It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Our dream is parallel to the reality Slumber's one platform for perpendicularity But it always went contrary to the plan taken Waking… — Joshua Natad Copy Share Image
If ideas are what feed serious literature and arresting language, who today is writing a novel of ideas (which can often mean… — Cynthia Ozick Copy Share Image
“Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Alfred," Merryweather said. "OIPEP is the only organization of its kind in the world, with practically unlimited resources and an intelligence network… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I know everybody wants humor to be subversive and speak truth to power. I don't think power's been listening, incidentally. — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“I can honestly say, with complete disappointment, that I have never purged in my life, because I have what I call a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I am not going to give you disclaimers about what you can expect to find in my story. I went through menopause… — BadSquirrel Copy Share Image
“...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I know that look." I put one arm out in from of me. He didn't stop. "Chris, we have to get going."… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“Dear Me, Talk about getting the wind knocked out of your sails when your best friend tells you you’re turning into a… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
