I'm just a little speck on this great comedy icon that is 'SNL,' and I feel thankful to be a part of… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I do a lot of comedy and I like that. I am happy doing funny films. I am often the straight person… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over… — Portia Nelson Copy Share Image
You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously,… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
“Hoh, Boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“You’re taking a drink from a stranger, dude.” I say. “I could be a mad scientist and put something inside your root… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
“When somebody make you feel happy it doesn't meant that he/she loves you.Its only Friendship or Nothing.” — Brijesh Mauryu Copy Share Image
“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
“Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
“Look, Neal, Hawaii is not some magical pixie wonderland; it’s an American state populated by atomic weapons, a remnant native population and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please.… — Halina Copy Share Image
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch,… — John Larson Copy Share Image
“One more question." Finn had a smirk on his face. "Do you use…" "If you say litter box, I will empty that… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“At least I'm not a font nerd." "A what?" Matt smiled. "You know. People who love fonts. There are people who go… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“There is no real distinction between who can and cannot be a teacher. All that matters is that this person should have… — Charbel Tadros Copy Share Image
Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing ’cause I loooove your a—” “For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Life is a game that the universe plays with itself. Pick whatever winning conditions you like.” — Chuck Whelon Copy Share Image
“The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?” — Blackadder E Copy Share Image
Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way. — Julie Taymor Copy Share Image
They are two very different people. It's almost a modern-day 'Odd Couple,' if I had to characterize it, with the two of… — Dawn Ostroff Copy Share Image
“Wait." Walter went to the basket, taking what was a gray sleeve, drawing it out fro the middle of the heap. "Oh,"… — Jane Hamilton Copy Share Image
The talent of turning men into ridicule, and exposing to laughter those one converses with, is the qualification of little ungenerous tempers. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“Though I wondered what she ever made of my professed love for and intentions to marry Big Bird, the hottie of Sesame… — Wendy Delsol Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be in show business so I took the path of least resistance. I loved comedy. But you… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Whereas acting, you have to wait for someone else to give you the opportunity to do it, in comedy, you can just… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“They marched back to the kitchen in silence, the only sound being Rufus's growl when Dunford tried to pet him. "Can a… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word,… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
My secret to having a happy relationship is having a sense of humour and giving one another space: your own space. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
