Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker

“It's all good, apart from the raisins.”

— Peter James West

“Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”

— Lane Hayes

“A raisin is a grape that's had to many worries”

— Mary Jane Remole

“I guess once you'd had a taste of the worst, pretty bad isn't all that terrible.”

— Alexandra Bracken

“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.”

— Lemony Snicket

“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from…

— Aimee Bender

“You will find that sometimes people suck your light out of you, turning you from a plump grape into a shriveled up raisin.”

— Lee Vickers

“Great is better than terrible, and terrible is better than mediocre, because terrible at least gives life flavor.”

— Ray Dalio

“It was all terrible and tiring and meaningless.”

— Edna O'Brien

“As terrible as the truth was, there was something restful about it.”

— Bree Despain

“Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I…

— Julie Halpern

“It was disgusting and terrific all at the same time.”

— Tess Oliver