Bad reviews Quote by Dorothy Parker

“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.”

— Dorothy Parker

“Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”

— Lane Hayes

“It's all good, apart from the raisins.”

— Peter James West

“A raisin is a grape that's had to many worries”

— Mary Jane Remole

“You will find that sometimes people suck your light out of you, turning you from a plump grape into a shriveled up raisin.”

— Lee Vickers

“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from…

— Aimee Bender

“How the hell do I know what pisses a woman off?...Nobody knows because it can be any damn thing. It's an unsolved mystery. And…

— Nora Roberts

“one of the worst things in the world today, the unkindness of woman to woman.”

— Agatha Christie

“I myself, however, could never resist the temptation to read raisin paste for wine in the story of the Miracle of Cana. "When the…

— Robert Farrar Capon

“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.”

— Lemony Snicket

“It must have been perfectly dreadful to see a woman every day for five years, and not give her a pie, when you felt…

— Anonymous

“But women are awful for the same reason men are awful: limited scope.”

— Carlene Bauer