The popularity of '2 Dope Queens' just showed there was like a hunger for new stories because we have alternative comics on… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Though not really a comedy, 'Rosewater' is a demonstration of the creed behind 'The Daily Show': belief in the crucial need for… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
I was in something called 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace' which was a real cult comedy; it's sort of a spoof horror sort of… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit,… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
“...she had enough experience around testosterone to know the shit going through a man's head at any given moment should never be… — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
“Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Um. Ways in which a sentence beginning with the word "missiles" could be a good thing... Nope. I got nuthin'.” — Dennis E. Taylor Copy Share Image
“...Jim finished his beer and wondered how in the hell he'd found himself in the role of Cupid. Man, if those four… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry,” she said, wishing she could say something more meaningful. “I’m not. If he’d been a good uncle, I’d have stayed… — Angie Frazier Copy Share Image
When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
Dame Edna is that rarest sighting in our time of the absolute comic, an inspired personification of caprice whose comedy answered the… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
“Charles stepped forward, looking outraged. 'Him?' he cried. 'But I clobbered him! You can't marry him, Ally.” — Marissa Doyle Copy Share Image
Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end… — Ron Howard Copy Share Image
I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
Joe Carroll had a certain black comedy to him. But I think it's lovely playing a man who, in his heart and… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
“The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. Which shows just how wrong you can… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I have no idea what a British sensibility or a British sense of humor is. I have no concept of what that… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
“In Ruth's view, they looked 'like a couple' because they seemed to possess some terrible secret between them - they appeared stricken… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“There's ten thousand wyes a hen can get into a gairden, but only the wan wye she can get oot, and it's… — Neil Munro Copy Share Image
“Our friend Dirac has a creed; and the main tenet of that creed is: There is no God, and Dirac is his… — Wolfgang Pauli Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.” — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
“The smoke stung at the corners of Uri’s eyes as he struggled to open them. He could hear the battle sounds all… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Everyone gets tortured these days. Skulduggery by Serpine, who then turned around and did that red right hand thing at you .… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“When it was her turn to say good-bye, Aryal said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Niniane opened and closed her mouth.… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“He said that there would be more information available in the narthex. I leaned over to Matthew and whispered, "The Narthex? Isn't… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“...Don't be surprised, and I say it darkly, do not be surprised if you lose your Luke in this cause; perhaps Mrs.… — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
“Meralda opened her eyes. "I'm for a bath," she said. "Now, and Yvin be hanged." Shingvere crowed. "At last, our battle cry,"… — Frank Tuttle Copy Share Image
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
