“There's ten thousand wyes a hen can get into a gairden, but only the wan wye she can get oot, and it's… — Neil Munro Humor Copy Share Image
“That's richt. When we were campaignin' wi' Marlborough oor lads had mony time to sleep wi' the canon dirlin' aboot them. Ye… — Neil Munro Fighting spirit Copy Share Image
“The secret o' health, happiness and success is deep breathing, buttermilk instead o' beer, your bedroom window open, a penny a week… — Neil Munro Exito Copy Share Image