Humor Quote by Neil Munro

“No matter how big a hen's hut is, it must bow to enter”

— Ikechukwu Joseph

“She's gonna know the rooster's in the hen house when she doesn't find me there, so we'd better hurry.”

— Georgia Cates

“Don't count your chickens just yet, lad. This little duckling has more than just luck on her side.”

— Louise Nicks

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“You can’t just kill a swan and wrap yourself in its skin, you know. It takes something from you. In her case it took…

— Anne Ursu

“The hen is the wisest of all the animal creation, because she never cackles until the egg is laid.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“I met a boy and he told me a story. There was a lady long ago who spent her life coughing up feathers. And…

— Charlotte McConaghy

“But a cock does not enter a hen… it enters a…meow-meow!”

— Faraaz Kazi

“She has had any number of foals. I yield to her judgement.”

— Katherine Arden

“I hear lots of things. Those silly hens never shut up. All day long it's 'grubs, eggs, grubs, eggs.' I could die of boredom.”

— Erica Verrillo

“All hen are created equal but some have more feather than others.”

— Viken Berberian

“Adversity hath slain her thousand, but prosperity her ten thousand.”

— Thomas Brooks