“The king sent word, at odd intervals, inquiring as to Meralda's progress. She would scrawl hasty replies in return, often suppressing the… — Frank Tuttle Copy Share Image
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. — Alyce Cornyn-Selby Copy Share Image
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that?… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Procuring the house in Ballister was a desperate bid for respect, for recognition, the ultimate gesture (or sacrifice, as it turned out)… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“Prickly When I'm feeling porcupine-y, I get nasty, I get whiny. Stay away or I might stick you. My sharp words are… — Laura Purdie Salas Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Por supuesto, Yaya Ceravieja se las daba mucho de independiente y de bastarse a sí misma. Pero lo que pasaba con estas… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For how long would I be trapped in the condition of melancholy without going insane?” — Neda Aria Copy Share Image
“Since America is in so much debt maybe President Trump will file bankrupt” — Omar Hickman Copy Share Image
More than just romantic comedy, I like romances: drama romance, romance comedy, comedy romance. I also go to the movies to escape.… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I suppose I walk that line between comedy and cruelty because I think one illuminates the other. We're all cruel, aren't we?… — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it… — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental dictionary. He removed… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
My Heart and Other Black Holes is alive with intensity, gut-wrenching honesty, moments of humor, and -- of course -- heart. This… — Nova Ren Suma Copy Share Image
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
“TimeTrap raised her head and looked pointedly at St. John. “It was a dimensional portal, silly. Duh.” — J.T. Bock Copy Share Image
“People try to get out of themselves and to escape from the man. This is folly; instead of transforming themselves into angels,… — Montaigne Copy Share Image
“If you show up late [for anger management], you don't get credit for the class, which made that car ride even more… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I'd been preparing myself to apologize. Forgive and forget, as Mom says. "Fuck you," I said.” — Tara Kelly Copy Share Image
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image