Men of humor are always in some degree men of genius; wits are rarely so, although a man of genius may, amongst… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“Man, you should write a book.’ ‘I know. You couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?” — Stephanie Wood Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules.… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“Philosophy, as defined by Fichte, is the "science of sciences." Its aim was to solve the problems of the world. In the… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
“Riley tried not to hyperventilate or think too closely about the Alien movies and their take on extraterrestrial encounters. When he was… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
“To us investigators, the concept 'soul' is irrelevant and a matter for laughter.” — Ernst Mach Copy Share Image
I see no difference between my pictures that people consider amusing and the rest. To me, it's all serious work - they're… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Ryan couldn't believe his eyes. Gran wearing leather chaps in a Harley shop, talking about her ass. It was a living nightmare.… — Kylie Gilmore Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
“I wondered for a moment if he was trying to get me to join a cult, but I realized it was just… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves. — Monica Horan Copy Share Image
“# Timeless Typecast The most Two Typical things people cant have enough of it forever , A Soul Lifting Story & A… — Madhushree Das Copy Share Image
“I want people to be allowed to make jokes about, and discuss, anything they want. I don’t think people should be ostracized… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he… — James Ponti Copy Share Image
“On time for us was thirty minutes before actually started, because the half hour before the first bell was the highlight of… — John Green Copy Share Image
“According to NYPD figures, a contract killing could be had in Brooklyn for a mere $500. More often than not, though, people… — Bill Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“It was usual to be obedient to authority, to obey a legal letter. But Rachaela left her bills unpaid until the threats… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
“I have a boy problem,” I said. “DELICIOUS,” Kaitlyn responded. I told her all about it, complete with the awkward face touching,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You did a politics project on a government that got overthrown on the due date? Man, did anybody ever tell you you've… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me when is my birthday? The poet inside me replied, "My birthday is on the last day of the year,… — Anamika Mishra Copy Share Image
“One bad thing can often be rectified or overlooked, but several of them can sometimes coalesce into a compound disaster that sprouts… — Eleanor Druse Copy Share Image
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“It was like trying to balance on a pair of knife blades. Who had thought of this mad form of travel in… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“So I've come to the conclusion that it is thus my own fault when these people I have been talking about finally… — Barbara Wright Copy Share Image
“A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or… — Ginnetta Correli Copy Share Image
“man’s dignity consists in the following facts which distinguish man from animals. First, that he has a playful curiosity and a natural… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
“And then Dieter was like, 'Over my dead body!' "And I was thinking my roomie was about to get his wish. "And… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
We kind of have a cranky side of ourselves, so when people get upset about what we're doing, we kind of feel… — Ron Mael Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?” Tom smirked. “I’m no expert, but not all cannibals are… — H.D. Timmons - Zombie City Copy Share Image
“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
