Humor Quote by Bill Fitzhugh

“Free is not how many of our citizens feel—with our overstocked medicine cabinets, burglar alarms, vast ghettos, and drug culture. Eighteen hundred New Yorkers…

— Stanley Hauerwas

New York is dead. It's too expensive.

— Carl Andre

Five hundred murders is a lot of murders. It's hard to believe, 500 is like supposed to be good?But we went from 2,200 to…

— Donald Trump

“New York always brings out the serial killer in me. It’s a great city to kill in. The best. You've got something like fifteen…

— Stephen Leather

I can't believe we're being paid to live in New York.

— Blake Lively

New York was always more expensive than the other places, even when it was going bankrupt. In other words, in 1971, New York was…

— Fran Lebowitz

New York is for everybody; it's for the poor, it's for the middle-class, it's for the wealthy. We can't punish any one group and…

— John Catsimatidis

The politicians of New York have everything that is necessary to make proper decisions and they will have to live with what happens afterwards.…

— Tom Hayden

“A few dozen criminal casualties seemed a small price to pay.”

— Kel Kade

New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by…

— Fran Lebowitz

“He decided to cut it up (using his butcher skills) and deposit the parts all over Brooklyn, apparently thinking police wouldn’t figure out that…

— Bridget Heos

Poor thing. To die and never see Brooklyn.

— Anne Sexton