“Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person who has one-night stands, and instead of feeling guilty about it feels… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott)” — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
'Hulchul' is a family comedy. You can call it 'humor around families.' — Priyadarshan Copy Share Image
In both Surfing the Himalayas and Snowboarding to Nirvana, I have tried to transmit as best I could the spirit of humor,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Good-humor only teaches charms to last, Still makes new conquests and maintains the past. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“My mother is the antithesis of a typical Jewish mother, she is very soft-spoken and takes more naps that a cat. As… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Goals nowadays are always evolving. Back in the old days, you wanted to get on 'The Tonight Show' or get a Comedy… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that… — Parminder Nagra Copy Share Image
I think comedy I've learned is really just about relaxing and trusting yourself and allowing yourself to fail. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler Copy Share Image
“My French friend tells me that someday, if I work at it, I may no longer be flattering myself when I say… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Emotionally immature people often have difficulty engaging in humor in ways that strengthen bonds with others. Instead, they push humor on others,… — Lindsay C. Gibson Copy Share Image
“Fuck Mickey Mouse. Fuck Mickey Mouse in the ass with a big rubber dick.” — Geroge Carlin Copy Share Image
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time. — Hattie McDaniel Copy Share Image
Call Of Duty will have a guy thinking about joining the army...then finally you realize how many times you died. — Lazarus Michael Copy Share Image
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“People with disabilities are sometimes very humble and approachable, if you want a seasoned reputation, then behave like one of the handicaps.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
If I can, by a lucky chance, in these uneasy days, rub out one wrinkle from the brow of care, or beguile… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“Sad really.” Avenant mused. “Trevelyan was part of a majestic race. Doomed and enslaved by lesser beings, but majestic, none the less.”… — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
Comedy needs to happen naturally and be in touch with the character. When you see that guy in your office that everybody… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“Hope is nice. Fucking useless in this situation, but still nice. You have one sentence before you start bleeding. Make it good.” — Lauren Stewart Copy Share Image
“The medical profession is unconsciously irritated by lay knowledge.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I had always wanted to do comedy, but didn't know where to start - all I knew was that Edinburgh was where… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
