Family Quote by Chelsea Handler

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to…

— Judy Gold

“When you have done all that you can do, A true Mother will always stick by you. You may think sometimes that she is…

— Carl Busby Sr

“My mother sighed, making me feel that I was placing an intolerable burden on her, and yet making me resent having to feel this…

— Margaret Laurence

“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise karmic move to go…

— Emily Giffin

“To be honest with you, I’ve always felt a little Jewish.” “You have an aversion to shellfish and German opera?” “I was speaking in…

— Daniel Silva

“I adore my mother, but I fear for her. She seems helpless, caught in the vortex of my father's dark moods and unpredictable behavior.…

— Kristen Iversen

I am the ultimate Jewish mother.

— Karen Katz

“You said I could be anything I wanted when I was older', I said. She smiled and said, 'And you can be. But it's…

— Sarah Winman

“Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little at thirty-three!”

— Philip Roth

My mother smokes me out. We'll get these long periods of me thinking I'm too busy to call her up or e-mail her, and…

— Ronnie Dunn

“Just don’t write like a self -hating Jew,” my father is whispering into my ear.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“I know there’s something troubling you. I’m not going to ask what it is, if you don’t want to tell me. But remember that…

— Erin Hunter