There is always something to chuckle about. Sometimes we see it. Sometimes we don't. Still, the world is filled with humor.… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“HELEN HAYES: “Which part of The Divine Comedy do you like the most, Tiziano?” TIZIANO CONTI: “The fifth Canto.” HELEN HAYES: “The… — Merce Cardus Copy Share Image
“Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“ Namaste , Prince of Naga-loka. I'm grateful. You're a fine fellow." He stuck out his tongue and grinned wickedly. "For a… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
“If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up… — Illeana Douglas Copy Share Image
If all you have is satire, your show will close. Even if all you have is comedy, your show will close. The… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
“Many collectors died in process of searching for new species, and despite persistent reports that the men died from drowning, gunshot and… — Eric Hansen Copy Share Image
If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say. "No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“If I got a paper cut, that’s a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“She steeled her spine. “Like Boleyn to the chopping block.” Anna smirked. “Queen of England, are we?” Mara shrugged. “Something to aspire… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
“Comedy is protest. It's "I beg to differ," if you're fancy, or if you're Jewish, "Hey, listen to this!” — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“The proponents of Harlem jive talk ... do not hope that courses in the lingo will ever be offered at Harvard or… — Dan Burley Copy Share Image
'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Applying nail polish is an art. You need non-shaky hands. And a calm and Zen-like nature. I am not calm and have… — Kiran Manral Copy Share Image
“Not at all," said Dorothea, with the most open kindness. "I like you very much." Will was not quite contented, thinking that… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“So how do we do this trip, knowing it’s all an illusion? How do we do that? We can’t do that. We… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What is the purpose of wealth if it cannot serve an ideal that enhances humanity and betters the lives of the people,… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over — Andy Burnham Copy Share Image
I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for years. It's the quickest way… — Allison Tolman Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“In another telling anomaly of the meat-grinding business, many of the larger slaughterhouses will sell their product only to grinders who agree… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“But to be a parent is to live in the past-present-future all at once. It is to hug your children and be… — Youngme Moon Copy Share Image
“Academics love the semicolon; their hankering after logic demands a division which is more emphatic than a comma, but not quite as… — Victor Klemperer Copy Share Image
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
