I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
Parents sometimes object to the amount of humor introduced into stories that are designed to teach moral or spiritual lessons. They seem… — Mike Berenstain Copy Share Image
“It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over… — Maryrose Wood Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Staying relaxed was helping him cope with the drug induced juddering vision that could be best described as being like a Hitchcockian… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
“These relics have a history then?' 'So much so that they are history.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“He flapped his mouth some more, and then shook himself awake, came to a decision, and starting sneaking huge, theatrical looks around… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
“I heard this story once," she said, "where this bloke got locked up for years and years and he learned amazin' stuff… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period.… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“I said with perfect honesty, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“I allowed an uncertain smile to cross my face, though it did so with a little reluctance, wary of being run down… — Ian Barker Copy Share Image
“Sorry, sorry, don’t mind me, coming through, oh why hello there—” This to a particularly handsome Kai look-alike droid, which had no… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“He watched her as she carried the stone over to one of the walls and set it down. She exhaled and wiped… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That… — Adventure Time Copy Share Image
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Take care in selecting your ffriends; Choose those honest in all areas; with a sense of humor, highflyers with empires in their… — Peter Daniels Copy Share Image
With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If those birds hadn't been so stupid, so incapable of learning that human beings were dangerous, the first settlers would almost certainly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Sometimes We Think So much That We Forget That We Are Talking To Ourself” — Karan BG Copy Share Image
“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Gravity disappears again, and we rise up off the floor like spooks from a grave. It's like the Rapture in here every… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids. — Liam Aiken Copy Share Image
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
...whenever a woman describes a man as sweet, the dalliance is doomed. — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Its ALWAYS funny when boy make u laugh thats when u fall in love with them ! ^_^ — Boys Copy Share Image
“I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for… — Ashley Kennett Copy Share Image
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
