Comedy Quote by Jonah Hill

It wasn't like, 'I'ma lose weight and start doing dramas.' I wanted to be healthier, and that was the impetus for wanting to lose…

— Jonah Hill

Is it weird that I think of myself as a 'Gary Oldman in True Romance' type?

— Jonah Hill

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

— Jonah Hill

I mostly like documentaries, so I always think things that happened in real life are so astounding that why would you make a movie…

— Jonah Hill

You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?

— Jonah Hill

It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just accidentally winning.…

— Jonah Hill

I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off.

— Jonah Hill

Every time you're directing a movie you're kind of building a temporary business. You're hiring all these heads of departments, and it definitely feels…

— Jonah Hill

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer…

— Jonah Hill

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

— Jonah Hill

It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny…

— Jonah Hill

You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to.

— Jonah Hill