It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Every time you're directing a movie you're kind of building a temporary business. You're hiring all these heads of departments, and it… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
One of the greatest moments of my career was on the road promoting 'Superbad' with Michael Cera and Chris Mintz-Plasse. We were… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Writing is as big a part of my career as acting is, financially and time wise. So, yeah, I love it. That's… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Look, at the same time that I don't want to be a celebrity, I understand that when you make movies you put… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It wasn't like, 'I'ma lose weight and start doing dramas.' I wanted to be healthier, and that was the impetus for wanting to lose… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Is it weird that I think of myself as a 'Gary Oldman in True Romance' type? — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I mostly like documentaries, so I always think things that happened in real life are so astounding that why would you make a movie… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just accidentally winning.… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Every time you're directing a movie you're kind of building a temporary business. You're hiring all these heads of departments, and it definitely feels… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
