When you're doing comedy on stage, it's great because you have the audience there and they're like another actor in the scene.… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
“ I write for the beauty of the printed word" from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO” — Anthony Antek Copy Share Image
“The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical… They head straight for… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“You know there is such a things as a door," I whispered. "You should try it some time.” — The Silver Siren Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
“Food," Ninette said into the silence, "is a kind of art. Like all arts, it can be simple. or it can be… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are tons of things I'd love to do. I want to do comedy. It's not that I don't want to play… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? .… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
Of all the things God created, I am often most grateful He created laughter. — Charles R. Swindoll Copy Share Image
There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit,… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“MOTIEJUS (ponui Do) . Ei! Iškišk galvą. PONAS DO (iškiša užpakalį) . Ką tamsta sakai?” — Juozas Erlickas Copy Share Image
I'm always fighting with profanity and Christian comedy. I'm telling you, it's always a fight. Because my father said to me, he… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
“Yes I am sure I am Super Woman now add more Spanx to the spandex in my suit please ;)” — Kim Cormack Copy Share Image
“As the tide washed in,the Dutch Tulip man face the ocean: "Conjoiner,rejoinder poisoner concealer revelator.Look at it,raising up and raising down,taking everything… — Peter Van Houten Copy Share Image
I don't feel that I'm strictly Danish; I don't feel that my sense of humor is strictly Danish or my human sensibility… — Susanne Bier Copy Share Image
Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy,… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Daemon always looks hot!!! Stretching into the aisle, I went to drop the note back on Carissa’s desk. Before it could leave… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“As regards structure, comedy has come a long way since Shakespeare, who in his festive conclusions could pair off any old shit… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Snakes don't have fuckin' legs, so how was I supposed to think there'd be one hidin' in the face of a damn… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity.… — Kenneth Williams Copy Share Image
There is no victim mentality whatsoever in Texas. In Austin we are hyper aware of the existing freedom of American stand-up comedy… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
As a kid, I loved Godot because of the poetry and the humor and the strangeness, but then as you get older,… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
“My dad: “Emily, this risotto…” My mom: “It’s just delicious.” Gus’s mom: “Oh, thanks. I’d be happy to give you the recipe.”… — John Green Copy Share Image
Every black film feels like it's Tyler Perry, and that just needs to stop. But people seem to slowly be looking for… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
“How poor are they that have no patients! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?'" "Shakespeare isn't going to save you… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Spirit communicates through love, warmth, compassion, and humor. Our Loved Ones are happy, healthy, and thrilled to connect with us once again.” — Paul Stefaniak Copy Share Image
The Seasons Difference is a suave and urbane comedy about several immense abstractions - faith, innocence, loneliness, and love. — Orville Prescott Copy Share Image
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