American Quote by Tony Hinchcliffe

Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica…

— Molly Ivins

If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.

— Chris Cubas

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

— Molly Ivins

They're really competitive at drama in Texas.

— Lynn Collins

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

— Bill Hicks

Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some…

— Molly Ivins

I have never known anyone from Texas, no matter how far they go or what they do, who isn't proud of being from Texas.

— Van Cliburn

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.

— Malcolm McDowell

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

— Molly Ivins

The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys…

— Cristela Alonzo

I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas,…

— Bobby Lee

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was…

— Anthony Jeselnik