Comedy Quotes by Tony Hinchcliffe

I have some pro-Trump material, even though I'm not specifically pro-Trump. The material is.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

That's what I do, I go hard and that's never going to change.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

Comedians should never apologize for a joke.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

There is no victim mentality whatsoever in Texas. In Austin we are hyper aware of the existing freedom of American stand-up comedy and the…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

Goals nowadays are always evolving. Back in the old days, you wanted to get on 'The Tonight Show' or get a Comedy Central half-hour.…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

I apologize to absolutely nobody.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

Anytime my father, who would visit sometimes, would come around, my goal was to make him laugh because I thought that would make him…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

Rickles is the OG master. I remember watching him when I was a little kid when Johnny Carson was still on the air. I…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

I've just always kept an eye on the future.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

When I go out and perform, it's my nightly therapy session. I go out and set the tone and nobody is safe. Nothing is…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

Everything that happened there in the '70s and '80s made it an important place for me. As a kid I became obsessed with David…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

I don't have the patience for big industry to give me validation.

— Tony Hinchcliffe

I needed a tough dad. I grew up with a poor single mom in a very bad neighborhood. I was scared my entire childhood.…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

By having our priorities be our own podcasts and doing live shows regularly we get better at those two things regularly and can all…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

There's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it's called Puerto Rico.

— Tony Hinchcliffe