I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose.… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
“Chase? He actually said that to you?” She frowned. “Yes.” “When?” “When we were in bed.” “Great timing,” Dee muttered. “Just like… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
“I'm so busy I dont know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt” — Irelynd Brown Copy Share Image
Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“Thorn, Gardener, get it? More skeptical people tended to believe that the Thorn family simply named itself after their high position in… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Salman Rushdie said, "A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your… — Veronica Bale Copy Share Image
“Jiminy," says the old woman. The mothballs gleam with excitement and she claps her hands. "A wolf!" " Gram! " Siobhan glares… — Robert Paul Weston Copy Share Image
I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I… — William Collins Copy Share Image
“The Czechs are downright crazy about mushrooms! In late summer and autumn, a foreigner might even get the impression that the number… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“If I had been born in the 1700′s, presumably children had a bigger vocabulary than I had which means I wouldn’t have… — John Branyan Copy Share Image
“She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory. Yes, thought Carl with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“All right," she said in a low, determined voice. 'I'll go along with this. But you are not, under any circumstances, to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“In defense of King, country, and family, he would unhesitatingly have sacrificed his virtue to Nessie, had that been required. If it… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?” — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There are some actors who have an interest in comedy but they can't say this openly. They do feel insecure about the… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
A movie is painting, it's photography, it's literature - because you have to have the screenplay - it's music. Put a different… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip… — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“You missed him," she said. Somehow it didn't seem possible. He was so sure of himself, almost invincible in his manner. "I… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
What then remains, but well our power to use, And keep good-humor still whate'er we lose? And trust me, dear, good-humor can… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
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