I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry," I say. "About being a bit odd sometimes, at school." Camille shakes her head. "You really have to stop saying… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it… — John Grant Copy Share Image
“Without hesitation but with a sense of entitlement, he lifted my hand to his lips. He was gentlemen-like in every way... I… — Laura Albright Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Someone has to make a mustard container that doesn't squirt out yellow water before it gets to the actual mustard.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Olga was better, in the sun, where he could see every pore in her skin. Get closer. Feel her next to him.… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Of course it's juggling,” the man in motley was saying [...] “You know what your problem is, Sir Grenall? You've been seduced… — Gerald Morris Copy Share Image
Sarina can be serious at times, but she's also funny. She makes us laugh a lot on the training ground with her… — Alex Greenwood Copy Share Image
“He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I was into third guesses with Theo and Maddy. Anyway, that's one of the reasons I opted to buy the van and… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
When you watch a horror movie or you're watching comedy, they're not passive; they are things that you're involved in because they're… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
“But I want to see Clara, Charlie's friend, who's right up my street. I want to see her because I don't know… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
'The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!' Oh really, did it tell you that?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.” — Marie Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music. — Finneas Copy Share Image
“Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?" Beth: "Yes." Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him. Beth: "Don't sweat… — Lucy Monroe Copy Share Image
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Say fuck the hole day, geuss what. By the end of that day you'ld achieve more happiness then if you did not ~” — Patricio Telman Chincocolo Copy Share Image
“Stop stalling and spill the beans. What’s up?” Alexi tossed down her fork and leaned in close so no one else could… — Jennifer Saints Copy Share Image
Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
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